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Chacha, What should I do? I feel as if the man is holding me down.
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THE LOST BIBLE PASSAGE

by mijmeraar

and in the cool of the night, struck by his heterosexual animal urges, adam - made in gods image, etc etc - did not begrudge poor eve with his flaws, but instead, shamedly, crept into the shadows with his goat. who was a female goat. because homosexuality is wrong. amen.
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mijmeraar: Still haven't written my Sargeant Pepper's. Stop. You'll be the first to know. Stop.
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mijmeraar: your deep dark secrets are hilarious
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mijmeraar: lets sit here all night and tell each other how beautiful we are
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mijmeraar: why am I fucking you
mijmeraar:for any other reason than you're hot like mexican food
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mijmeraar: i think my mum just called me an arsehole under her breath
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mijmeraar: at first i thought you meant is there a poem called 'tell people i was fierce in bed'
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lord_cellytron (on Sarah Palin): And it's like, well, WORD ON DE STREET, you know, the Kmart in the bad part of town thinks she's an idiot, so THAT'S SOMETHING.
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lord_cellytron: I'm still annoyed that they look like fucking Harry Potter and Mr. Rogers
lord_cellytron: LOL OTP
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lord_cellytron: WHAT ARE THE CREEPY AND POSSIBLY INSANE REASONS
lord_cellytron: YOU KNOW I WILL GET ON BOARD WITH THEM
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lord_cellytron: I LIKE BIG BROTHA'S TIE. IT IS SNAZZY AND FASHIONABLE AND COMPLETELY GOES WITH THE PLAIN GREY UNIFORM HE IS FORCED TO WEAR TO STAVE OFF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT :D
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lord_cellytron: "iced your groin" is never NOT funny
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temporaryage: TURNS OUT THAT LOVE IS NOT AN ERECTION, ACTUALLY
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temporaryage: are you surrounded by people who look at howard dean's pedosmile and turn it into his O face
temporaryage: in your everyday life
temporaryage: is that how nevada is
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Me: You've always done weird shit with blankets
Landon: And you with goats
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Kenzi: I love you, John Lennon!
"fuck" as a noun, "water" you waiting for?, a hard day's night, aloe vera, aly-and-the-gay-lovers, american beauty, ampersand, anagrams, arrested development, b-eye, being a hippie, being creative, being fucked up, bj hunnicutt, bj/hawkeye, bob ross, books, byers/langly/frohike, byers/me, care bears, cartoons from the 60s, christian/sean, classy men with smokables, colleen mccullough, conan o'brien, contract law, cooking, cory/shawn, crappy old horror movies, creativity, creepy circuses, daria, dead like me, degrassi, doggett/reyes, dumbledore/grindelwald, dustin hoffman, eating apples while driving, elliot reid, escaping reality with cartoons, family guy, family law, frank sinatra, fuck canned corn, fuck continuity, futurama, gaggle of douchebags, george harrison, georgia lass, gideon calling hotch papa, gideon's ~choir days~, gideon/hotch, goodbye farewell and amen, group adultery, half an oxen, hanna barbera, harvey birdman, having the munchies, hawkeye/bj, hotch/gideon, hunnityre, i hate pdf files, i lucking love you, idk idk idk fuck, image macros, imagination, jason bateman, jaynkolaynterns, john and mon, john lennon, kenzi, krycek/spender, lady gaga, laughing in space, lennon-mccartney, lisa/stewart, m*a*s*h, mash, mcgonagall pwning umbridge, mebbers/george, megs/badfic, meryl streep, metric, mijmeraar, mike farrell/alan alda, mr. rogers, mr. rogers/harry potter, mr. turner, mr. turner/mr. feeny, mulder/reyes, mythology, nicki minaj, nip/tuck, odes to marijuana, omg pens, oscar bluth, owning a limo company, paul mccartney omfg, philadeplphie, photography, picard/riker, presidentobamareadhilaryclintonpronwithme, psychedelia, puffing the peef, questioning authority, quills, qwantz, regina spektor, reid's abandonment issues, reid/morgan, reigret, relating to sinatra songs, ringo starr, rube fucking sofer, rube/mason, sam's pessimism, saying "shubunkin", scrubs, sean/christian, seinfeld, seth macfarlane's laugh, significant b-eye looks, skinner/krycek, slash, spongebob squarepants, squiddly diddly, squiddums loves his mama, squidward, stars, the badfic happies, the beatles, the law, the lone gunmen, the pink panther, the simpsons, the x-files, transcending reality, trapperood, weasel vomit, weirdly intense relationships, welcome to korea, x-files slash, yeah yeah yeahs, ~reid's adventures in using~, ~steppin' out~

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